Best November 2007 FUN STUFF Naturally happens

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I was sent this funny email with best Wishes from Pat Macey …
Keep up the good work AND THANKS I needed a chuckle…

I f you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that’s more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A *****roach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I’m still not ! over the pig. )

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