Welcome readers to the new year 2008 that is. It looks to be a very promising one indeed. We hope you all had a very happy christmas and are havging a great new year like us. Anyway with all the past behind us now we intend to move forward bringing you some interesting and intruiging topics and content this year.

Just to show we are not all about health we have fun too we found a new fun blog that keeps you up to date with the latest fun and other entertaining offers.

Fun aussie blog

I was sent this funny email with best Wishes from Pat Macey …
Keep up the good work AND THANKS I needed a chuckle…

I f you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that’s more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A *****roach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I’m still not ! over the pig. )

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